Daily

AT RISE:

A MAN rides the subway, bored in a commuterly kind of way. That is to say his eyes are as vacant as death's and he avoid eye contact with fellwo travellers who show even the most minor signs of wear and tear, for fear of donation requests.

Suddenly, RASTAFARIAN JAMES VAN DER BEEK appears! Holy shit!

MAN:
R-Rasta!?

RJVDB:
Yes my friend, it is I. Similar in many ways to the former teen star of Dawson's Creek, yet my own man in so many others.

MAN:
But why? Why now?

RJVDB:
Because I just finished my reggae album, and I would like for you to buy it. Here, on this silver chariot of hope, as it races through the bowels of the greatest city on Earth.

MAN:
Uh.. no change, sorry.

RJVDB:
...Fine.

The heavens open up and take RJVDB back to his celestial throne. The MAN looks at the floor, and hope noone thinks he's a dick.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.