Huh?

AT RISE:

A MAN with a birdcage.

MAN:
You know, of the modern sportsman's many pursuits, urban falconry is by far the fastest growing in terms of popularity. Of course, being in a metropolitain area necessitates certain compromises. For example, this is a common finch.

He revals the finch in the cage.

MAN:
But it's commonality and household pet status in no way negates it's potency as a predator!

Another man enters. The first Man releases the bird, who proceeds to fly straight through the new man, cutting a hole clean through him before returning to the cage.

MAN:
Next up: Bath Sloths.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.