Three Words

AT RISE:

BEN and BOB drive in a car.

BEN:
So hey, Bob.

BOB:
Yes, Ben?

BEN:
I think we should go see that new thing.

BOB:
What new thing?

BEN:
You know, those new red stairs downtown.

BOB:
I'm going to need more descriptive language than that.

BEN:
You know, those new things. C'mon, man. They're like red stairs.

BOB:
And?

BEN:
And they're new.

BOB:
Give me three good reasons.

BEN:
One: They're new. Two: They're red.

BOB:
And three?

BEN:
...Stairs.

BOB:
Stairs.

BEN:
Yeah.

BOB:
No.

BEN:
I will buy you a candy bar.

BOB:
...Fine.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.