Porcine Puncher

AT RISE:

GLENN and TOMAS relax in their living room. GLENN is at a computer.

GLENN:
Oh my God!

He turns from the computer in horror.

TOMAS:
What?

GLENN:
I just saw something horrible.

TOMAS:
Like what?

GLENN:
Well, I was googling "ham fist"-

TOMAS:
Wait, what?

GLENN:
Uh, "ham fist".

TOMAS:
Why the Hell would you do a search on "ham fist"?

GLENN:
I was bored.

TOMAS:
You were bored. And your mind immediately jumped to "ham fist"?

GLENN:
Look, I don't judge your lifestyle choices.

TOMAS:
Fine, whatever.

A beat.

TOMAS:
What came up on your search, anyway?

GLENN:
Take a look for yourself.

Tomas gingerly gets up and looks at the computer. His face becomes as white as a sheet.

TOMAS:
Mankind is a plague that must be cleansed from this Earth.

GLENN:
That's all I'm saying.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.