Tipsy

AT RISE:

MIKE and SANDY sit at a bar, nursing beers.

MIKE:
She said I looked like John Ochenbach.

SANDY:
Who's John Ochenbach?

MIKE:
You didn't let me finish. She said I looked like John Ochenbach...but "super hot".

SANDY:
What does that even mean?

MIKE:
How should I know?

SANDY:
Well, you were there.

MIKE:
WEll yeah, but that makes it more confusing.

SANDY:
Who's John Ochenbach?

MIKE:
I have no idea. But apparently he has a great personality.

SANDY:
Well, thank goodness for small favors.

MIKE:
It's your support during these trying times that really cements our friendship.

SANDY:
Who needs support, when you're the hot John Ochenbach?

MIKE:
Super-hot.

SANDY:
My mistake.

They each take a long sip of beer.

MIKE:
Someday, I shall meet this Ochenbach.

SANDY:
And then what?

MIKE:
I shall figure that out when the time comes. Sufficeth to say, he shall know himself as the inferior man.

SANDY:
You're going tos how him your penis, aren't you?

MIKE:
The future is yet unwritten!

He takes another sip.

MIKE:
But yeah, probably.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.