AT RISE:
A DOCTOR is in the midst of a surgical operation on a prone patient. After he completes an official-looking task, he reaches below the operating table and produces a large TUNA FISH. He quickly looks around to see if anyone is watching. Satisfied, he raises the tuna...
DOCTOR:
Science, you are a cruel mistress.
...And proceeds to place the large fish into the patient's chest cavity. The doctor begins to weep.
DOCTOR:
Scieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnncee!
BLACKOUT. END PLAY.
14 years ago
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