True West

AT RISE:

Two GUYS stand in a vacuum.

GUY 1:
Define for me the spirit of the American Frontier!

GUY 2:
Peer inside my mind!

Suddenly we are at the bottom of the sea. A MAN in 19th century diving gear stands upon the ocean floor. He waves at the audience, then whistles sharply. A seahorse wearing an ornate saddle appears. The man clambers atop the great beast and rides off into the tide, pumping his fist excitedly!

And just as suddenly we are back with the two GUYS.

GUY 1:
Was that accurate?

GUY 2:
Prove me wrong!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.