Kitchen Time

AT RISE:

STEVE sits on a kitchen floor, hitting keys on a laptop.

STEVE:
At rise: Mike sits on a kitchen floor with a laptop, typing.

LIGHTS UP on MIKE, sitting on a kitchen floor with a laptop, typing.

MIKE:
At rise: Doug sits on the floor of a kitchen with a portable computer in his lap, his fingers move quickly across the keys.

LIGHTS UP on DOUG, who sits on the floor of a kitchen with a portable computer in his lap, his fingers moving quickly across the keys.

DOUG:
At rise: Some guy hangs out in a kitchen, writing something on some kind of laptop or something.

LIGHTS UP on SOME GUY. He hangs out in a kitchen, writing something on some kind of laptop or something. He looks bewildered and somewhat sheepish.

SOME GUY:
At rise: …Uh…Hmm.

Steve, Mike and Doug look at him expectantly.

SOME GUY:
At rise: There’s a person….maybe. It might be a …. no, it’s a person. And they’re thinking really hard about something. Because it’s Christmas, and uh… there’s a bidet. But he’s not using it, because he’s in a kitchen. He’s just uh…thinking really hard about something. Really hard.

Steve stands up indignantly, and is about to say something, when:

SOME GUY:
Uh… The End.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.