Deadly Rays

AT RISE:

A CITY BOY enters, chased by something the audience cannot see.

CITY BOY:
Being as I am not in the city, I find this influx of fresh air and sunshine to be most upsetting to my obviously fragile disposition! Fragile, you see because I am a stereotype of the laziest sort! Aieee!

The SUN enters and punches the boy in the face. The Sun addresses the audience.

SUN:
Remember folks, your eyes need U.V. protection year round, not just in the summer!

The Sun picks up the City Boy and body-slams him. And a couple more times for good measure. The audience finds nothing objectionable because the victim is obviously some kind of "hipster", and thus annoying on principle.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.

PRODUCTION NOTE:
The SUN should be at full scale, or the play will fail utterly. UTTERLY.