A TELEVISION WRITER and a PLAYWRIGHT stand side by side.
TV WRITER:
Hi, I write for television!
PLAYWRIGHT:
And I write plays!
TV WRITER:
I write commercial, accessible pieces of dramatic literature.
PLAYWRIGHT:
I write semi-commercial, occasionally unrelatable pieces of dramatic literature, but do so out of reverence to the higher calling of True Art!
TV WRITER:
I get paid!
A pause.
PLAYWRIGHT:
Hi, I write for television!
A GIRL runs in.
GIRL:
Emmys!
WRITERS:
YAH!
She throws Emmy Awards at them and they all have an awesome party with a really cool DJ. I think his name was Jeff, but I might be thinking of Will Smith's sidekick! It's a great ending!
BLACKOUT. END PLAY.
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