Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Economy

AT RISE:

A huge EXPLOSION!!

AUDIENCE:
WOW!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY. THE AUDIENCE FREAKS OUT FOR A WHILE IN THEIR SEATS, DUE TO THEIR MINDS BEING SHATTERED BY THE SHEER SPECTACLE AND SHORTNESS OF IT ALL.

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EPILOGUE:

PLAYWRIGHT:
Why didn't I think of this 37 days ago?

He eats a Victory Sandwich.

THE END...?

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