Battle of Wills

AT RISE:

A MAN and a WOMAN glare at each other from across a table. For a while. A long while.
I mean, the audience should be really uncomfortable about now. Once the tension is truly unbearable, the woman sticks a Cheeto in the man's ear.

WOMAN:
Checkmate!

The man slumps over in defeat.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.