Angry Young Man

AT RISE:

A FURIOUS DUDE enters.

FURIOUS DUDE:
Hey, have you ever had a really shitty job? I mean like super-shitty, no room for creativity, independent thought or meaningful advancement? And the have you ever been almost completely classified as the guy who "works at that shitty job, huh that's weird"? Now has this ever happened to you while you work your ass off at what you consider your real job, even though you get no payment or recognition for it? All in the hope that one day you can tell your shitty job to stuff it and do what you've always wanted to on your own terms?

(Beat)

No?

(Beat)

Then shut the hell up already.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.