AT RISE:
An alpaca chews some grass. Two GUYS walk by.
GUY 1:
So the thing about the thing is...
He trails off, captivated by the alpaca.
GUY 2:
Guy? You okay?
GUY 1:
Sorry, I just got lost in that alpaca's eyes. Is that weird?
GUY 2:
The eyes of the alpaca are widely regarded to be extremely soulful. I can't think of one person on earth who would judge you.
GUY 1:
Ah, cool.
BLACKOUT. END PLAY.
14 years ago
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