Eco-Friendly

AT RISE:

A STYROFOAM DINOSAUR stands next to a MODERN GUY.

STYROFOAM DINOSAUR:
You know, I'm going to be sixty-six million years old next Tuesday.

MODERN GUY:
You don't say.

STYROFOAM DINOSAUR:
Yup. Go evolution, huh?

MODERN GUY:
I guess.

A beat.

STYROFOAM DINOSAUR:
I miss Pterodactyls.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.