Modern Times

AT RISE:

KEN and DON attack each other with tiny sticks.

KEN:
This would be far more satisfying in a more rural environment!

DON:
Agreed! The lack of true foliage in this urban sprawl is making our intetntions, i.e. violence, rather difficult to act out!

KEN:
Perhaps we could switch to somewhat more deadly materials?

DON:
But then we will lose the advantages garnered by our somewhat childlike behavior, and perhaps go from charming eccentrics to violent criminals in the eyes of passersby!

KEN:
Oh, the myriad difficulties of city life!

DON:
Indeed!

They continue to attack each other.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.