Crime Drama

AT RISE:

A plate of cookies. A MAN walks in, stops when he sees the cookies. His face contorts in a mask of rage as he pulls a handgun, storms over to the cookies, and holds the gun an inch from their collective, delicious faces.

MAN:
You know what this is about.

A heartbeat of silence. Then, a bag of cocaine shoots out of the middle of the cookies. The Man catches the bag.

MAN:
Amatuer.

He runs off, cackling. The cookies remain impassive.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.