Higher Learning

AT RISE:

A YOUNG WOMAN stands before a complicated flow-chart, holding a pointer. She is just finishing up what seems to be a very complicated presentation to an audience of one: a nine-year old BOY.

YOUNG WOMAN:
...And in conclusion, I feel that your assertion is incorrect, and professional wrestling is, in fact, completely stupid. Any questions?

The Boy raises his hand.

YOUNG WOMAN:
Yes?

BOY:
Can we get juice now?

YOUNG WOMAN:
Yes. But you're buying.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.