It Could Happen

AT RISE:

A stuffed SHARK is launched out of a pneumatic tube at the audience! They are startled and titiliated! Just as it seems that said shark with crash into the fragile laps of the ticketholders, however, it explodes, igniting a carfeully laid out series of firecrackers that have been glued to the ceiling. The resulting firestorm seems set to engulf the entire theatre when....the audience all wakes up! It was just a dream Whew! Close call. The audience, a little cranky from being woken up so abruptly, will then notice on stage a single red rose. All is forgiven.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.