Arbitrary Drama

AT RISE:

THE AUTHOR enters amidst a shower of rose petals.

AUTHOR:
Hey my sister's getting married today, crazy huh? Also distracting creatively. So now, an arbitrary middle and end to this fine piece of dramatic literature.

A JOGGER enters.

JOGGER:
Help! I have a Major Dramatic Question!

AUTHOR:
Yes?

JOGGER:
Where is a good place for jogging?

AUTHOR:
Anywhere! Jogging starts from the heart.

JOGGER:
You're right! I guess there is a lesson here for us all.

The Jogger jogs off.

AUTHOR:
See you next time everybody! Sorry this was terrible!

He disappears in a cloud of stardust.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY. CONGRATS SIS!