Dog Day Afternoon

AT RISE:

A and C laze about.

A:
Leopard shark.

C:
Excuse me?

A:
Leopard shark.

C:
What’s that?

A:
A type of shark.

C:
Oh.

A:
It looks like a leopard. I think.

C:
That’d be my guess.

More lazing about.

C:
Dolores Bacon.

A:
Huh?

C:
Dolores Bacon.

A:
Explanation?

C:
It’s a name. A lady name. Saw it on something, somewhere.

A:
Very… crispy.

C:
Not necessarily.

A:
That’s fair.

C:
How much longer?

A:
Three hours.

C:
Bleh.

A beat.

A:
Plastic spoon.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.