Wishful Thinking

AT RISE:

A JOB INTERVIEWER sits at a desk across from a DUDE/DUDETTE. The interviewer reads from a resume.

INTERVIEWER:
Under skills, it says: "Diabetic Cat Maintenence". Care to explain?

DUDE/DUDETTE:
Yes. Experience has proven that I have the skills necessary to keep a diabetic cat alive for weeks at a time.

INTERVIEWER:
That is totally awesome.

DUDE/DUDETTE:
Isn't it?

A Hi-five!

INTERVIEWER:
Every job is yours. Ever.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.