Long Car Trip

AT RISE:

C and D sit on a swing set.

C:
What's more dramatic than two people in a scene?

D:
Three people?

E enters. After a moment, everyone shrugs.

C:
Nope.

E exits.

D:
Two people and a stuffed monkey?

A Stuffed monkey is thrown onstage. Instantly, C and D fall upon each other and the monkey in a heartbreaking display of pathos, forbidden love and black comedy.

After a few moments of this, the monkey disappears.

C:
Yup.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.