It's Effin' Amazin'

AT RISE:

A bread pan sits on a table.

NARRATOR:
(Off stage)
YEAST!

Bread rises in the bread pan until it is a full loaf. The NARRATOR enters, and holds the bread aloft!

NARRATOR:
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSST!

Spotlight on the bread. Until...

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.