Two CATS sit onstage.
CAT 1:
Man, I really appreciate that guy.
CAT 2:
What guy?
CAT 1:
You know, that guy who shows up and takes care of us when that other guy is away.
CAT 2:
Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's cool I guess.
CAT 1:
I feel like we should thank him somehow. You know, give him a token of our sincere gratitude.
CAT 2:
Like what?
CAT 1:
I figure we can just pee all over his stuff.
CAT 2:
Ooh, good call. I'm sure he'll love it.
CAT 1:
Indubitably!
They high five.
NARRATOR:
And then they did. The bastards.
BLACKOUT. END PLAY.
1 comment:
have you been hanging around with my cats?
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