Chums

AT RISE:

A MAN and a DOG.

MAN:
Dog!

DOG:
Yes, Man?

MAN:
You are my best friend!

DOG:
Intriguing! Is this a literal interpretation of an old adage?

MAN:
Not intentionally!

DOG:
I wonder if intention makes a difference in this medium.

MAN:
That is a question rife with debate!

DOG:
True. Let's not get into it.

MAN:
Agreed. I shall draw us a bath!

DOG:
Delightful.

They trot off.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.