Long-Term Absurdism

AT RISE:

A POP TART talks to a DUCK!

POP TART:
Have we done Pop Tarts yet?

DUCK:
I dunno. Ther've been toasters at least. Can't remember if their contents were adequately explored. I know ducks are old hat at this point.

A BEAR enters.

BEAR:
You guys need me for anything?

POP TART:
Nah, we're cool. Thanks though.

BEAR:
Anytime.

DUCK:
Bears have definitely made a few appearances.

POP TART:
Oh yeah. Par for the course.

DUCK:
A bit sad really. Shows a distinct lack of imagination.

A TOASTER STRUDEL and a GOOSE enter. There is a long pause.

TOASTER STRUDEL:
This is awkward.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.