Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dream Ballet

AT RISE:

A MAN draped in a "2008" embroidered toga battles a similarly clad "2009" MAN. It is a totally awesome fight with like, throwing stars, and...and hammers! Throwing hammers! Really a lot of this conflict is acted out vis a vis thrown implements. Also jump kicks. It's quite epic all around.

Finally, 2009 gets the jump on 2008, with a totally sweet sleeper hold. 2008 is down for the count, and 2009 celebrates by tooting gently across his fallen foe's face.

Champgne is uncorked, maidens fair flock the stage and everyone and their mother breathes a sigh of relief that that stupid year has passed.

BLACKOUT. END YEAR.

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