Ka-Blammo

AT RISE:

A DUDE with a sledgehammer stands before a watermelon.

DUDE:
I wonder if Gallagher ever realized that part of the weird thrill of this was the similarity to smashing a guy's head in?

AUDIENCE:
OH GOD, I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT.

DUDE:
Sorry! I guess a man with a sledgehammer truly should not fall prey to introspection!

AUDIENCE:
Perhaps it is for the best! For how else can we truly come to grips with our animal natures than by confronting the origins of our simplest entertainments?

DUDE:
I think there is a lesson here for us all!

AUDIENCE:
Huzzah!

DUDE:
Raincoats on, everyone!

And with a mighty swing, he gives that watermelon a good smashing! What a messy good time!

WATERMELON:
BLORCH!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.