Interweb

AT RISE:

ARTHUR and FRED.

ARTHUR:
The internet is for porn!

FRED:
No, the internet is for navel-gazing!

ARTHUR:
Porn!

FRED:
Navel-gazing!

JILL runs in, as the two men prepare to come to blows.

JILL:
Wait!

They pause.

JILL:
Aren't porn and navel-gazing just tool for masturbation, physical and mental?

ARTHUR:
By God....

FRED:
She's right. The internet...

ARTHUR:
Is for masturbating!

JILL:
Huzzah! The truth revealed!

ALL:
Yah!!

They do a happy little dance, then immediately look guilty and embarassed.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.