Disjointed

AT RISE:

One million Dollars. That is, one million men and women, all with the surname Dollar. They will stand in front of the baffled audience, relishing the cleverness of the pun. For them, the experience will be sublime.

Of course the audience, not being privy to the naming scheme of this particular cast of characters, will simply be worried about things such as stampedes and fire exits. A night of extreme discomfort and confusion awaits these poor souls.

SUGGESTION: Have the cast hand out free popcorn during intermission!

BLACKOUT, END PLAY.