Monday, January 12, 2009

Homecoming, or: Dial Up

AT RISE:

The AUTHOR chips letters into a small piece of bark.

AUTHOR:
...Blackout. The end.

He leans back, smiling the smiley smile of one who has finished a great work.

AUTHOR:
At last! The day's update is complete!

He gives an elaborate whistle, and a messenger bird soars gracefully to his outstretched arm.

AUTHOR:
Well met Bartholomew, my old avian companion. I've a task for you!

The bird chirps happily, as the AUTHOR affixes the bark to its leg with a bit of twine.

AUTHOR:
Now go, Bartholomew, fly! Straight through the night! The update must get through!

The bird takes off in a flash.

AUTHOR:
To the internet with you, my friend! And may the north wind carry you swiftly!

He laughs joyfully. A WOMAN calls from offstage.

WOMAN:
Dinner!

AUTHOR:
Coming, mom!

He exits.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.

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