AT RISE:
Darkness. A light appears, illuminating a SINCERE YOUNG MAN.
SINCERE YOUNG MAN:
Because my girlfriend dumped me.
Another light illuminates a CHEERLEADER.
CHEERLEADER:
Because we just won the big game.
A COWBOY is illuminated.
COWBOY:
Because the west ain’t so wild no more.
A CONCERT VIOLINIST is illuminated.
CONCERT VIOLINIST:
Because classical music is still important.
A BUSINESSMAN is illuminated.
BUSINESSMAN:
Because I have chlamydia.
SINCERE YOUNG MAN:
That’s why…
COWBOY:
That’s why…
CONCERT VIOLINIST:
That’s why…
A SMALL CHILD appears.
SMALL CHILD:
That’s why we need to blow up the moon.
BLACKOUT. END PLAY.
14 years ago
1 comment:
I am currently watching a television program in which it was just revealed that the moon is a giant weapon of mass destruction whose only purpose is to crash into the Earth when the human population becomes too high.
But chlymidya seems like a good reason too.
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