Bootsy

AT RISE:

MIKE and MIKE.

MIKE:
Hey Mike?

MIKE:
Yes, Mike?

MIKE:
Do you ever just spontaneously get the overwhelming urge to start up some diatribe or pithy, humourous discussion about the state of modern american theatre and the fundamental strangeness of the theatrical experience itself?

MIKE:
No.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.