SciFi

AT RISE:

SPACE! Vast and infinite, it stretches beyond the puny perceptions of the audience, dleievering to them both the thrill of adventure and the soul-chilling emptyness at the heart of the cosmos! Through this inky void spirals an ASTRONAUT, flailing wildly against the far-reaching gravitational pull of a dying star!

ASTRONAUT:
I wish I hadn't spent the past three months peeing into a specially designed tube!

And with that, he is gone into the abyss. Before the audience has a chance to get too depressed, however, a waky alien show up and space-juggles!

Thanks, Gleekglop!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.