Round and Round

AT RISE:

Some PERSON. Somewhere. Or not.

PERSON:
I sense a certain lack of enthusiams for this dramatic effort.

The PERSON does something.

PERSON:
Seriously? That's all you've got? Something? I don't even know what I did, and I'm right here.

It's open-ended. Experimental.

PERSON:
Lies. All lies. It's just lazy is what it is. I mean, this setup isn't even original. Just look back through the archives.

Now you're just causing trouble.

PERSON:
Yeah, I guess. I blame it on gender issues. As in I don't even know what freakig gender I am.

You know, you're making this unproducable, as any of the questions you're bringing up would necessarily be fixed in production.

PERSON:
Unless it was a particularly literal theatre troupe.

Hmm, that could be a problem.

PERSON:
You think?

No.

PERSON:
Jerk.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.