Objects

AT RISE:

A PERSON.

PERSON:
Hello!

A WHALE.

WHALE:
Wow! Hello!

A CHAIR.

CHAIR:
Hey, who wants a sit?

An IRONING BOARD.

IRONING BOARD:
Who wants dip?

And a WINDOW.

WINDOW:
Howdy! Jump out of me for a swift egress from this miserable plane of existence!

MAN:
Oh, Window!

Everyone laughs!

WHALE:
I can't even jump! I'm a whaaaaale!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.