Endorsement

AT RISE:

A MAN and a DUDE.

MAN:
Dude, if you like watching Liam Neeson karate chop people in the neck (and you know I do), then "Taken" is the movie for you!

DUDE:
And what if I don't?

MAN:
...

The Man gives the Dude a swift neck-chopping. The Dude crumples!

MAN:
Everybody wins!

BLACKOUT. THE END.