Fashion Week

AT RISE:

A MAN and a DUDE:

MAN:
Quickly! Describe your fashion style in two words for this corporate-mandated survey!

DUDE:
Budget hobo.

MAN:
Does this make you a trendsetter?

DUDE:
Indeed!

MAN:
Then truly we have reached the apex of human civilization.

DUDE:
I shall now put my head in the Oven of Triumph.

MAN:
A good day for all!

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