Drama

AT RISE:

PETE drinks iced tea with SUSAN.

PETE:
You know, when I woke up this morning, I found I just couldn't think of anything interesting to say about modern dramatic writing.

SUSAN:
Really? Did you try masturbating?

PETE:
Of course! But still, nothing!

SUSAN:
Then the end times are upon us.

PETE:
It certainly seems so.

Suddenly! The skies turn red as blood! Sheep run across stage, gouts of flaming streaming from their nostrils! And, of course, Pete and Susan totally start making out! What a satisfying conclusion!

BLACKOUT THE END.