Smooth

AT RISE:

A RELAXED MAN.

RELAXED MAN:
And now some soothing words....
(beat)
Cocoa butter.
(beat)
Spoon.
(beat)
Luge.
(beat)
Jamiroquai.
(beat)
Queequeg.
(beat)
Platypus.
(beat)
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaatypussssssssssssssss.

A long pause.

RELAXED MAN:
Thank you. And goodnight.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.