Eat a Bag of Dicks, and Other Tales of Romance

PART 1: Eat a Bag of Dicks

SUE and RALPH walk down the street, arm in arm.

SUE:
What a wonderful evening!

RALPH:
I love you so, darling.

Sue notices a brown paper bag on the ground.

SUE:
What’s that, darling?

RALPH:
Seems to be a bag, my sweet! Let’s have a look.

He jauntily picks up the bag, and takes a look inside. His face immediately goes ashen.

SUE:
What is it, my sweet dearest darling?

RALPH:
Never mind.

BLACKOUT.

Part 2: Other Tales of Romance

ELSA and AARON.

ELSA:
How’s our love doing?

AARON:
A’ight.

ELSA:
Sweet.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.