Illicit Desires

AT RISE:

JANICE and LARRY in a passionate embrace.

JANICE:
How much longer can we keep this up, Larry?

LARRY:
As long as we can, damn it!

JANICE:
That’s not really an answer.

LARRY:
Sorry, you caught me off guard. I figure we’ve got a couple more weeks before we get bored.

JANICE:
What do you mean “bored”? Our love is forbidden and dangerous!

LARRY:
I dunno. I mean, our love could technically be classified as “forbidden”, I guess. But it’s kind of stretching the intention of the phrase.

JANICE:
Stretching the intention of the phrase!? You’re my brother!

LARRY:
No I’m not.

JANICE:
Well you’re his identical twin!

LARRY:
No, that would still make me your brother. I’m your brother’s barber.

JANICE:
Well, you have the same haircut! That’s pretty weird!

LARRY:
Not really, it’s popular.

JANICE:
Only amongst men! Oh forget it.

LARRY:
Wanna go get some ice cream?

JANICE:
Illicit ice cream?

LARRY:
Sure, baby. Whatever you want.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.