Gibberish

AT RISE:

JEFF and TERRY.

JEFF:
Hmm.

TERRY:
What?

JEFF:
I was going to say something.

TERRY:
Lies.

JEFF:
You know, you're right. There is a logical fallacy in the statement "I was going to say something", due to the fact that you did not actually say it. Thus in a purely literal sense, you were not "going to say" that at all! This is a deep conversation!

TERRY:
Lies.

JEFF:
You cut to the heart of me, friend.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.