Stream of Consciousness

AT RISE:

PHIL stands expectantly, waiting for the audience to settle down.

PHIL:
Alright gang, get ready for the wackiest night of theatre ever! I'm gonna list ten things, completely at random that I will then fit together completely randomly to form, Voltron-like, a whole new experience in live entertainment! Are you ready?

AUDIENCE:
No!

PHIL:
Oh. Sorry.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.