PolterChrist (Our Invisible Savior Who Communicates by Smashing and Turning on Televisions and Old Timey Radios)

AT RISE:

LITTLE JIMMY beams as some Keystone-y Cops lead of a group of masked and hooded men. He holds a large, old-timey radio.

LITTLE JIMMY:
Wow, PolterChrist! Looks like those pagans sure got what was coming to em’, huh?

The lights flicker on and off, and a knob on the radio turns of it’s own accord!

RADIO:
Bzzzzzt…Home Run!…cracklecrackle…

LITTLE JIMMY:
I love you, PolterChrist!

He hugs the radio.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.