Israel and Palestine 2: Illicit Desires

AT RISE:

DETECTIVES JOHN PALESTINE and PHIL ISRAEL sit in a hot tub.

PALESTINE:
You ever wonder what it would be like to grow cauliflower in a woman’s armpit, Israel?

ISRAEL:
Only every day, Palestine!

SUDDENLY! JIMMY AUSTRALIA, long thought dead, leaps straight up from under the water, holding a machine gun!

AUSTRALIA:
I still hate cops!

Before he can fire, however, he is riddled with bullets, and falls down, dead!

PALESTINE:
Who?

Enter HELEN JORDAN, in a bathing suit cut down to…. You get the idea.

HELEN:
Sorry boys, couldn’t let you have all the fun, now could I?

ISRAEL:
I guess not, foreign policewoman Helen Jordan!

She tosses a small packet to Palestine.

PALESTINE:
What are these?

JORDAN:
Cauliflower seeds, boys.

PALESTINE:
Retirement can wait!

ISRAEL:
You said it, pops!

Sexy music plays as we…

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.