Punctuation Polly and her Illicit Exclamation Point!

AT RISE:

PUNCTUATION POLLY, a hot little number in a sexy teacher ensemble sits down with a MOM and a DAD.

POLLY:
(in a throaty whisper)
Look, Mr.and Mrs. Anderson, if you can think of a better way to teach ten years olds about the proper use of exclamation points, I’d love to hear it.

MOM:
Rather than explicitly describe the event that my child was subjected to, I’m going to leave it intentionally vague for the lurid enjoyment of the audience!

POLLY:
I put it in my hoo-hah!

There’s an awkward silence.

DAD:
Well I think-

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.