Israel and Palestine vs. Australia

AT RISE:

JIMMY AUSTRALIA stands on a high platform overlooking DETECTIVE JOHN PALESTINE. He holds a gun, but more importantly he holds on to rookie DETECTIVE PHIL ISRAEL.

PALESTINE:
I’m too old for crap like this!

AUSTRALIA:
Too bad, Palestine! Because I have diplomatic immunity! I can kill whoever I want! And right now I want to kill……your partner!

ISRAEL:
That’s me, Palestine!

PALESTINE:
Don’t you think I know that?

ISRAEL:
Of course not! I’m impudent!

AUSTRALIA:
What’s it going to be, Palestine? Your partner, or me being a diplomat, which has foiled you time and time again in this particular caper?

PALESTINE:
I choose option 3, Dickmouth! Hot lead!

AUSTRALIA:
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!

Palestine shoots him right in the head! The good guys win!

ISRAEL:
How’d you know you’d make the shot, partner?

PALESTINE:
I didn’t, kid!

ISRAEL:
Somehow, I always knew…old man!

They laugh!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.