Leather and Lace

AT RISE:

A BARBARIAN. He's wearing a rather tiny LOINCLOTH.

BARBARIAN:
I find my lifestyle fuflling.

LOINCLOTH:
I, on the other hand, do not!

BARBARIAN:
How could that be, tiny friend? You have a purpose in life, clear as the new dawn!

LOINCLOTH:
True, but this purpose is one that I find disdainful!

BARBARIAN:
There are those that would find your disdain confusing.

LOINCLOTH:
These people are most likely ones that do not wish to view your junk.

BARBARIAN:
Then we are agreed! We both find our lifestyles fulfilling!

LOINCLOTH:
What, no-

BARBARIAN:
Stealing this enchanted loincloth was truly a wise decision! Now I shall never be alone!

LOINCLOTH:
You're not listening!

BARBARIAN:
You're right, I would like a sandwich!

And he trundles off. Majestically!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.